I will never get over the inequality that men’s jackets have inside pockets and women’s jackets don’t.
Amen.
I have nowhere to put my sonic screwdriver.
or my fake fbi badge
Or my pocket magnifying glass
or my wand
or my psychic paper
Or my precious
I lost it at my precious
so did smeageol
*heavy breathing* hi kevin
Oh my god, my name is Kevin, and you just scared the shit out of me.
*breathing heavier* sorry kevin

